пятница, 28 сентября 2007
английские буквы1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants .
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage .
6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10.Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
(c)перто у Йомера. Наверняка он тоже где-то спер.
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29.09.2007 в 00:284. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. - хм, философски епт. Задумалась.
and not try to understand her at all.