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Ring Their Bells



Slashing through the Orcs

With a good two-handed blade

Over corpses we go

And through the gore we wade

Mace on helmet rings

Making bodies fly

What fun to sing our SLAYING song

And watch these suckers die!



Chorus:

Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells

Don't let 'em get away!

We're brave and bold for fame and gold

We'll make a lot today!

Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells

Don't let 'em get away!

We'll hack and slash and blast and trash

And blow these dudes away!

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Crashing through the door

Into the dragon's nose

Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold

And out its fire goes!

Elven bowstrings sing

Making balrogs fall

And our thief finds a secret door

Into the treasure hall!



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Then appears the Lich

With his demon guard

Our wizard yawns and wishes

We'd run into something HARD...

He begins to cast

His 19th level spell

That damn Lich throws a Gate at us

And drops us all in Hell!



(Chorus)



We appear in Hell

In front of Satan's Throne

Our cleric waves us out the door

And takes him on alone!

Satan's legions don't

Want to let us go

Our Techno pulls a bazooka out

And NUKES 'em 'til they GLOW!



Oh, ring their bells with prayers and spells

Don't let 'em get away!

We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told

To think we'll live the day!

Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells

Don't let 'em get away!

We'll hack and slash and blast and trash

And blow these dudes away!

Yes, we'll hack and slash and blast and trash

And drag our loot away!!"

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